Unless you've been trapped in a mine shaft for the last few years, you have probably noticed the various "Where are they now?" specials scattered across basic cable. These shows keep us updated on the current drug-addict, in-and-out-of-prison status of yesteryear's teenage-girl magnets. But why should we stop there? Why not try to predict the future for today's pop culture icons? That's where we come in. Using patented state-of-the-art Magic Billiard Ball technology, the Internet Landfill has discovered where today's teenybopper idols will will be 10 years down the road, in a feature we like to call:
Where Are They Now: 2010 is a presentation of The Internet Landfill
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